60 Uses for a Fork: Divergent Thinking Practice

This challenge is an indirect writing exercise.  Indirect because I'm not actually going to write but it's a practice in creative/divergent thinking which is the life source of fictional writing.  I was inspired by RSA's video Changing Education Paradigms.  They mentioned a test in which they asked people to think up as many uses as they can for a paper clip.  Some could come up with 200 unique uses.  I've always been meaning to give it a try just for the fun of it.  However, instead of a paper clip I'm going to use a fork.  This exercise is untimed and you stop when you can't think of any more ideas. It's also fun to set a number goal or to make it a game between friends to see who can come up with the most uses.  Feel free to try it yourself with whatever object you wish.  If you post your list on a blog or website please leave a link below in the comments.  I'd be great to see all the ideas you guys come up with. 

1. Eat  . . (I won't list every food on the planet)
2. Feed another person or animal
3. Scramble things
4. Mix things
5. Stir stuff
6. Poke things or people
7. Give it to a small farmer as a pitch fork
8. Give it to to a small mermaid to use it as a trident
9. Use it as a make-shift comb
10. Dig around in the dirt
11. Use it to catapult stuff
12. Bend it and make modern art
13. Scratcher
14. Get something out of a fire
15. Cook marshmallows
16. Murder weapon
17. Tool of torture
18. Use it as the stick for a musical triangle
19. Stick it up into the sky during a storm as a lightning rod
20. Pry open stuff
21. Stick it in the ground and watch the shadow like a sun dial to tell the time
22. Conductor's baton
23. Marker in a really big book
24. Stick it in a wall and hang stuff on protruding end
25. Use it as a toy and imagine it whatever you want it to be
26. Pick your teeth with
27. Take a picture of it
28. Play spin the fork
29. Stick in a time capsule so that it may be preserved for future generations
30. Melt it and use the metal to make something else
31. Wand
32. Be a hungry monster for Halloween and use it as an accessory
33. Prop in a play
34. Throw it away
35. Donate it
36. Give it as a gift
37. Practise telekinesis
38. Inspire a blog post
39. Draw it
40. Tie it on a string and use it as a Christmas tree ornament
41. Bend it into an oval and you have a bracelet
42. Glint it in the sun as a signal
43. Bend it into a horse shoe shape and play horseshoes
44. Go up to a person who speaks a different language and point at the fork and learn what fork is in their language
45. If the fork is made out of wood you can burn it
46. If the fork is made out of an edible material eat it
47. Set the table
48. Weight
49. Make a texture on a soft surface by impressing the fork on it
50. Use it in a science experiment to test metal properties
51. Make a wind chime with multiple forks
52. Kite handle
53. Handle can be a straight edge to draw a line
54. Break off middle prongs and you have a difficult field goal for paper football
55. Break off all the prongs but one, dip it in ink and you can write a little
56. Card holder for desk(Stick the handle in a wad of clay and weave a card through the prongs)
57. Make a small rake by spreading prongs and bending the ends
58. Become super famous and auction your fork off to your fans
59. Prop something open
60. Form a code with a series of tapping using a fork